Sunday, June 12, 2011

I Thought it was Funny

Yesterday I was asked to bless the meal at a wedding I presided at.  Immediately following the blessing, I had to jet to a graduation party to bless the meal there and rub elbows with a number of my members.

The DJ handed me the mike, and I proceeded:

Folks, I have good news and bad news for you this afternoon.  The good news is I have another commitment this afternoon.  I need to get to a graduation party immediately after this prayer, and everyone knows the party really gets started after the reverend leaves.

But now, the bad news.  I've already managed to have a beer, so the prayer is going to last at least 20 minutes!

(It only lasted two, for those who  might be interested.)

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