Yesterday I was asked to bless the meal at a wedding I presided at. Immediately following the blessing, I had to jet to a graduation party to bless the meal there and rub elbows with a number of my members.
The DJ handed me the mike, and I proceeded:
Folks, I have good news and bad news for you this afternoon. The good news is I have another commitment this afternoon. I need to get to a graduation party immediately after this prayer, and everyone knows the party really gets started after the reverend leaves.
But now, the bad news. I've already managed to have a beer, so the prayer is going to last at least 20 minutes!
(It only lasted two, for those who might be interested.)
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