Apparently, Christianity is on it's last leg. New documents have now come to light that will decimate the message of Jesus Christ and lift Islam to new heights. Our entire faith will crumble because of these new revelations.
I mean, after all, a supposed document written 600 years after the death/resurrection of Jesus is historically accurate, authoritative, and God breathed. Its contents far outweigh the documents written shortly after Jesus. The Bible has suddenly been rendered irrelevant.
I can't stop shaking.
I'm devastated and extremely frightened.
I haven't been this worried since The Da Vinci Code came out.
Pray for me.
(Sarcasm off.)
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