One of my church members who is notoriously hard of hearing shared the following story this afternoon at our Senior Service. I couldn't stop laughing for a good minute or so.
Earlier that morning, this guy's girlfriend and a few other couples got together to play dominoes. The ladies won handily. My church member got up and went to his kitchen to get a drink.
His girlfriend came in and spoke a few words to him.
"Why did you say that to me?" he responded. "Y'all won the game."
She retorted, "I said, 'Do you have a glass bowl?'."